Formal Cocoon

 
Laundry by Shelli Segal Dress, Charles David peeptoe pumps

We went to a wedding. I wore my "cocoon dress."

Low in the front (cannot wear bra), ruched from top to bottom with rhinestone detail. Ruching is good b/c it holds in your stomach, enabling you to steal extra wedding cake from unoccupied tables.

The problem with weddings is that I always feel like I need to have a wardrobe change between the ceremony and the reception. I mean, I can't wear something like this inside a church, right? Highly inappropriate, even to me, who has long discarded her catholic upbringing.



Luckily, the wedding we went to had their ceremony inside a planetarium. Space doesn't care when I wear side-boob showing dresses.