True Religion - Johnny

Straight leg True Religions in "Urban Cowboy Dark"

I used to have an aversion to True Religions because (1) my butt is nonexistant in them and (2) they looked obnoxious. However, True Religion has come out w/ different cuts in the past 2 years or so that look so much better - mostly b/c they have smaller pockets that don't sit so low on your butt.

So now, I'm a fan. True Religions fit me particularly well b/c they tend to have a very low rise, which is good b/c I have no torso. Yes, I have no torso and no butt. And big calves. I look weird.

These straight legs fit really well and are skinny enough to wear under boots, but wide enough to wear with flats or over heels. I have 2 pairs (this one and the black ones) and want another!


price: $170-262 (different styles, same cut)
vendor: Revolveclothing.com, Shopbop.com

Paige Premium Denim - Blue Heights

Skinny Paige jeans in "Greywalls"

First of all, I heart Paige jeans. Best stretch jeans ever because they retain their shape. YES it's true. Now, don't get me wrong - my favorite jeans are still my old reliable Sevens ... but Sevens have a tendency to stretch out.

It's the perfect shade of grey (i.e., not too light and not dark enough to just look faded black). Best part? Even my massive calves fit in these! I might even be able to wear them on their own, WITHOUT high boots over them.

Actually, this is questionable. Whatever, I still want them.


price: $179
vendor: Shopbop.com, Revolveclothing.com